coreyliftsworld:

45-70govt:

thearmedgentleman:

cerebralzero:

556operateitfagget:

>Points to Mosin Nagant

Person: OMG YOU OWN A GUN BUT IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IT COULD KILL ME OMG

Me: Are you a fascist?

Person: No

Me: Then you are safe

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>points at Suomi 

 Person: OMG YOU OWN A GUN BUT IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IT COULD KILL ME OMG

Me: are you a Communist?

Person: no

Me: Shouldn’t be an issue than.

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>points at SMLE

Person: OMG YOU OWN A GUN BUT IT COULD KILL SOMEONE IT COULD KILL ME OMG

Me: are you a sauerkraut eating Jerry mongrel?

Person: What?

Me: lISTEN SIRRAH IT’S EIGHT BONG, EIGHT BONG Y’HEAR, OFF TO THE RACES TO KILL SOME JERRY HUNS BRITANNIA RULES THE WAVES GOD SAVE THE QUEEN THE SUN NEVER SETS ON THE BRITISH EMPIREEE

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>Points at me armalite

Non-Fenian swine: Listen er’ you feckin cunt don’t you be knowin’ that bugger couldve gone off and kill yer wee sister?

Me: Is my wee sister an RUC man with 600 brit bong soldiers at ‘er feet?

Non-Fenian swine: beg yer pardon?

Me: WELL ITS DOWN IN THE BOGSHIRE ITS WHERE I LONG TO BE, LYIN’ IN THE DARK WITH A PROVO COMPANY. A COMRADE ON ME LEFT AND ANOTHERONE ON ME RIGHT AND A CLIP OF AMMUNITION FER ME LITTLE ARMALITE

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I feel like I just watched a musical.

Forgot to take pictures but

sapper-in-the-wire:

We did manage two tank kills last night, despite the shitty map. 

sexecutive-outcums

zeether:

LET IT GOOOOOOOOORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

zeether:

LET IT GOOOOOOOOORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA

poi-poi-motherfuckers:

Touhou is for shit lords

But a thought occurred to me; when they start allowing women into BUD/S, will their husbands technically be eating squid and fish at the same time during their romantic evenings out?
Dan (cumsoline)
"STOP BEATING OFF IN THE TOWELS." by USN Master Chief from the album: Fleet Life

victran:

HORY SHIT 

Ok is it weird/disrespectful to wear an M1941 Field Jacket around?

'Cause that shit's comfy, but at the same time it's the same pattern from WWII

sgtrubberducky:

75th Ranger Regiment.